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marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
mugGet the marijuana monkeymug.

The new marijuana

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
mugGet the The new marijuanamug.

marijuana

something that an 11 year old boy smokes in the girls toilets cause he is to high
you wanna smoke some marijuana
by Dain_ollieboi_YT March 16, 2020
mugGet the marijuanamug.

Marijuana

Smoke that gives you a good feeling when you breathe it in
yo my b go gimme some dat yummy fell good shit yo dat marijuana
by patricia morarez October 14, 2020
mugGet the Marijuanamug.

marijuana mini

A stick of weed, usually Thai Buddha. Named after notorious Redcliffe drug dealer Minnie Simmonds, also called Marijuana Minnie, who controlled the drug trade on the Redcliffe Peninsula in the 1970s. Also called M2 or more commonly a mini.
Justine: Hey bro, can you slide a Marijuana Mini my way tonight?
Dealer L: Sure Juzman. Come on over at 6 and I'll have some M2 ready to go on.
Justine: Sweetness
by Lovecave Leroy January 28, 2019
mugGet the marijuana minimug.

Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
mugGet the Marijuana Psychosismug.

Marijuana

That dank shit your parents smoke when youre at school. The thing that makes the world a better place
parent 1: Hey babe pass me that joint
Parent 2: Sure honey
Parent 1: (lights up joint) oh shit jimmys home toss the weed

parent 2: that joint was 20$ !
Parent 1: shit your right, just put it out and save it till that lil shithead son of ours goes to bed

Marijuana is made of a green plant that tastes great smells grest and feels great
by BootyEater69696969 March 31, 2018
mugGet the Marijuanamug.

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