Marijuana

It's like It hurts you, but so do lemons ...
When life gives you lemons,

You enjoy that shit
Marijuana is like lemons
by Smannapants May 10, 2021
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Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny
-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo
by Brbmartinez October 01, 2021
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Marijuana

She is always sleepy like Marijuana. She is very lazy , but loving. You will literally not find another one cuz only one exists. She is kind of weird , but also very weird. She loves babies a lot. She gets Hella emotional when she's drunk. She loves cuddles. Make sure not to bring her on walks because she cant walk anywhere. She also has a dog that is very weird.
Damn lets smoke some Marijuana with Marijuana, woah dude thats a sick person
by you cuddled with him November 03, 2020
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Marijuana

The dankest shit in the game. It is just straight fucking gas.
"Yo pass the dank ass Marijuana yung homie!"

"Ight I got you daddy!"
by Mommyboi69 March 19, 2019
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I smell marijuana-Big Lez
by NorthBoy99 November 05, 2024
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Marijuana

A harmless drug that doesn't damage you.Let's make it legal so everyone can enjoy it.
Marijuana is the greatest thing of nature.
by fudhblaster December 19, 2017
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A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.
Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"
by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022
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