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mantellect

Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.
"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."

"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
by Sam Perry December 23, 2007
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Manual Correction

A highly effective disciplinary action performed by a pimp onto a ho. It involves the pimp using the back side of his hand to pimp slap a ho in the face. The corrective slap must be violent enough so it does not require an additional follow up slap.
The pimp's sudden and unexpected manual correction quickly ended the ho's aspirations of ever quitting the profession and going back to school.
by The Ticket Master February 12, 2010
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Computer Manual

"I installed my new computer without reading the manual. Duh."
by adonkeyisaass November 19, 2003
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maneltoe

The vicious separation of the testicles due to tight black leather pants that lace up on the side. When you are adorned with maneltoe it may seem that an excess of people are staring at your 'nether-regions'..mainly because they are. There are generally two responses you get when you have maneltoe: People who are grossed out and people who LOVE your maneltoe! When surrounded by a group of strangers start chanting MANELTOE at the top of your lungs. Others will chime in.
Brent Smith from Shinedown is adorned with glorious maneltoe.
by Maneltoe Lover October 9, 2006
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manmel toe

What a guy gets when he wears really tight pants. QV camel toe.
Check out the drummer from Plastic Crimewave Sound! Manmel toe!
by Mycopheles September 19, 2008
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mandela money

The new South African bank notes with Nelson Mandela's face on them.
I don't have that old cash money anymore, I'm spending that 'mandela money'.
by P S Quint October 28, 2013
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Mandela-ing

When playing monopoly, a player stays in jail for an extended period of time to prevent paying rent on expensive properties.
Mandela-ing late in the game allowed Jack to retain enough funds to buy a hotel on boardwalk.
by Braj Gibson December 24, 2013
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