Malachi

There was one man named Jeremey Clarkson as legends say his name was actually Malachi one of the pussiest homosapiens to walk the earth, he was described as tall, long hair, and a pussy going vertically down his face.

I would hate to see a Malachi around town...

by Walter Yellowpages March 5, 2020

Macaulay Culkin

The masturbatory act one performs only and just because is home alone.

- What did you do on Friday?
- I had no money to go out and my parents went to a funeral outside the city, so I just went for a good 'ol Macaulay Culkin.

by Asthmaticdancer April 14, 2020

Malachi

Malachi definitely looks like big chungus.

Malachi is big chungus.

by StopLightSign May 10, 2020

Malachi

Someone who is easily attracted to guys.

Malachi fell in love with Isaiah as soon as he saw him.

by Hi I djdygddd May 25, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is a known faggot to like men.

Malachi was seen fucking an old guy at the back of Walmart.

by Hi I djdygddd May 25, 2020

Malachi

A lovely guy who rides his bike all the time and most of the time he spends on his phone on Snapchat. He always jokes about not having any friends but we all know he does actually have friends. He is known to falling for a lesbian. This is extremely funny. Sorry

Wow look at Malachi on his bike again

by Ikoubnjfkbn June 1, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is someone that beats Kelly at everything.

Malachi just wins every time!

by Kelly Kern June 4, 2020