Definitions by Asthmaticdancer

Macaulay Culkin

The masturbatory act one performs only and just because is home alone.

- What did you do on Friday?
- I had no money to go out and my parents went to a funeral outside the city, so I just went for a good 'ol Macaulay Culkin.

Macaulay Culkin by Asthmaticdancer April 14, 2020