Macie

She is an annoying bitch who nobody likes and gets asked out for a joke she is blond and ugly

Boy 1:errr who is that ugly bitch
Boy 2:that’s macie
Boy 3:she’s so ugly and spoiled

by Tunastyle123 April 23, 2018

Maciverized

; advb. the act of shitting down someones throat, having asked if said act is 'OK', and not realizing that asking is not OK.

They weren't listening to my complaint so I maciverized them!

by Sardine Sandwich October 30, 2011

macina hot damn

The definition of Martin is hot

Macina hot damn

by dindunuthinh May 28, 2017

macipulate

The act of leaving one's chill out spot and going home.

Abandon I can't stay here any longer ,I will macipulate now.

by Floyd876 August 13, 2017

Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

macit

A real nigga

Is he scared
nah he is a macit

by mikaelassa March 25, 2018