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Loose Cannon

Someone known to fly off the handle at even the smallest obstacles. Usually someone like a Cathy or a Catherine. This type of person can be quite dangerous, and have been known to mow down pedestrians for pleasure.
Did you see that loose cannon? She just ran that dude over for no reason at all, like a real danger in the shadows!
by acktionjac June 7, 2018
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Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.
Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.
by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020
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loose road

Icy or snow covered road conditions
Loose roads: The roads are loose tonight.
by Aj the owl February 10, 2020
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Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.
"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"
by tamponcat April 13, 2021
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Loose Blimp

A wasteful government program that is kept alive solely because of the amount of money already dumped into it.

Refers to the $2.7 billion useless and barely functioning military surveillance blimp that broke loose from its mooring in 2015 near Baltimore in 2015 and wrecked everything as it floated off to Pennsylvania.
by Matt Haarington December 28, 2015
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loose change

Refers to da assorted coins dat you save up to bribe a formerly-celibate chick into spreading her legs for you and/or otherwise allowing you access to her more-intimate "real estate"; said proffered funds eventually cause da gal to modify her behavior and become more "easy" wif her body.
Giving a hot chick cash for permitting you to "let you proceed to fourth base" wif her may indeed seem like an awesome "win-win situation", but it can also often bring about "loose change" in her overall sense of decency and morals, and then she'll allow pretty much any guy to "get it on" with her, possibly leading to jealousy/resentment among her male acquaintances, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
by QuacksO November 14, 2021
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Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers
Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.
by despicvble July 18, 2015
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