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long islander 

A person who is from Long Island (usually from either Nassau or Suffolk). We do not think we're from the city, and never claim to be from there. We're not all homosexual either, I personally only know 2 homosexuals thank you very much. Some say we're stuck up, and we can be. We aren't from upstate so whoever thinks that is a fucking idiot. Oh, we curse a lot. Long Islanders have nothing to do at night because the nightlife is actually DEAD. We don't go to the city that often even though it's so damn close. We go to the beach a lot(most likely a private beach club). Some Long Islanders are from rich areas, or middle class, or poor. We're not all rich, white, and jewish. We don't all get $40,000 cars. But we do tend to be slightly spoiled. We're New Yorkers whether we're from the city or not, Long Island is still in NY. People tend to be jealous of us but, why wouldn't you be?
Stereotypical long islander: 17-year-old girl with Daddy's credit card, driving a new BMW 6 series, texting on her new Swarovski crystal encrusted Juicy Couture Sidekick and carrying a Gucci handbag.

Reality: 17-year-old girl who's been working since she was 15, driving a used car that was either bought for her or she paid for, texting on her pink Razr, and carrying a Coach bag.

Long Necks

12 ounce bottles of beer.
"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."
Long Necks by Juan February 17, 2005

Long Island Grenade 

1 shot Smirnoff Vodka
1 shot White Bacardi Rum
1 shot Jose Cuervo Tequila
250 mL Coka Cola

Fill double shot glass with vodka and rum.

Fill single shot with tequila.
Fill beer glass with cola.
Support both shot glasses onto each other while on the lip of the beer glass.

To begin the shot, begin by pulling the pin of the grenade (taking the double shot) with only your mouth and allowing the single shot to fall in the glass.

Then quickly gulp down the rest of the cola and tequila mixture.

***Find a beer glass that allows the single shot to fall in and mix with cola properly.
"Let's play with grenades"

"Huh?"

"Long island grenades, idiot."

"Where then?"

"At U of Guelph, where it was invented"
Long Island Grenade by erwin8590 January 27, 2010

Long Game 

Taking ages to hook up with a woman/multiple women
Mike is playing the long game with Helen
Long Game by Kierentboy August 1, 2012

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus 

a man with long hair
yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

long island 

long island isn't some rich stuck up white area i mean yeah there are plenty of people like that but it is really made up of the middle class and yes we are considered new yorkers because we are part of new york we arent our on state so why the hell would we be called something else everyone posting here has got to get over themselves long island is a very diverse place nassau is different from suffolk as is the south shore from the north shore ive lived in nassau and then we moved to suffolk and it is totally different place so all you people steareotypeing the whole area better get over it unless they have seen all of long island this website if for definitions not steareotyping
long island has amazing beaches and is overall a really great place to live.
long island by steeno July 17, 2006