scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018

neck loaf

A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.

I want to raspberry that neck loaf.

by ArchonT November 17, 2013

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.

This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.

by krwada July 16, 2008