fairy liquid

Fairy liquid is when you finger or fist a woman resulting with a hand that is incredibly soft

John: "My hands feel like they have been in bowl fairy liquid"

Gavin: "Do they smell like it too?"

John: "No....quite rank really"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

liquid coal

An emulsion of butane (extracted as raw bitumen), and water used as an alternative fuel-source because of rising oil prices and to curb air pollution. It has vast reserves in the world.

Liquid coal: Orimulsion.

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

liquid salt

A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.

Two lads cling to one lady; She sprays liquid salt on them and returns to her lover, Buddy.

by Fixinator March 7, 2005

Liquid Kid

Sperm, cum, splooge or other terms for semen.

She chugged my liquid kid.

by Soulcleaver March 17, 2004

liquid lunch

A liquid lunch is a meal that consists of cum sucked out of other guys' boners.

Sometimes I don't eat lunch at Seaton Hall -- I go to another dorm's restroom and have a liquid lunch!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

Spontaneous Liquidation

When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.

In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
Or
I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.

by BFew November 27, 2010

Blast Liquid

To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.

Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!

by IsemanAZ August 19, 2008