fairy liquid

Fairy liquid is when you finger or fist a woman resulting with a hand that is incredibly soft

John: "My hands feel like they have been in bowl fairy liquid"

Gavin: "Do they smell like it too?"

John: "No....quite rank really"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

liquid coal

An emulsion of butane (extracted as raw bitumen), and water used as an alternative fuel-source because of rising oil prices and to curb air pollution. It has vast reserves in the world.

Liquid coal: Orimulsion.

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

Liquid Kid

Sperm, cum, splooge or other terms for semen.

She chugged my liquid kid.

by Soulcleaver March 17, 2004

liquid salt

A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.

Two lads cling to one lady; She sprays liquid salt on them and returns to her lover, Buddy.

by Fixinator March 7, 2005

liquid lunch

A liquid lunch is a meal that consists of cum sucked out of other guys' boners.

Sometimes I don't eat lunch at Seaton Hall -- I go to another dorm's restroom and have a liquid lunch!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

liquid yoga

A slang word for an alcoholic beverage, especially when it's imbibed as a way to de-stress and/or relax, instead of doing something constructive like going to a yoga class or for a run, or dancing or stretching. Akin to the terms liquid lunch and liquid courage.

When I feel like I don't have time to go to the gym, but really need to de-stress and have some down time, I have a glass of my favorite liquid yoga.

by scribblysobernaut October 19, 2018

Cats are Liquid

Cats are Liquid is a cool game basically revoling around a circle cat that is trapped inside a cycle of rooms and slowly goes insane

Hey I like the game Cats are Liquid
Cats are Liquid is a game with meaning
Cats are liquid is very very sad

by Meadow ! November 23, 2021