Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024

Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, ashington,Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024

Sassy Lassie

1. A bitch who sasses everyone.
2. A dog who refuses to eat her food.
3. A tiny penis with big balls

1. She refused to answer the question, what a sassy lassie.
2. Fido won't eat her kibbles she acts sassy lassie.
3. His dick is 3", he go a sassy lassie.

by KidPolarBear2333443 April 17, 2015

jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay

jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018

Shaft Lassies

A girls version of tunnel buddies Eskimo brothers etc. (when two girls sleep with the same guy at a separate time they’ve both been with him at the same point they are shaft lassies

Omg you slept with Josh ? I did too last week . We are now shaft lassies

by Greco976 October 16, 2019

Pulling a Lassie

Pulling a "Lassie" is as the definition says - It is when your friend is in a situation that they need to get out of and making up a crazy story to tell them to get out of said situation.

Original example "What's that Lassie? Timmy is stuck down the well?..." The Pulling a Lassie : "Come home quickly! There is an alligator burning down the house and all I have is a breadstick and a water spritzer and I don't know how long I can hold it off!"

Response: "what's that?! I will get home right now!!"

by Murphs007 February 6, 2020

lashit

Short for lashitimate .
A legitimately shitty situation or object etc.

This toilet paper isn't 2-ply? no its lashit.

This job is lashitly the worst in the world.

by alexa b. September 30, 2011