Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

laleto

A very sexy animal jam. He has all the power on earth. once you see him you start to drool and then stalk him. he has big eyes! he is very very very SEXY! he has a nice booty too. OMG I'M IN LOVE HE IS SO FRICKING SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

He is a sexy animal jam.

GOD HE IS SUCH A LALETO OMG IM PEEING MY SELFING I WANT BABIES WITH HIM OMG

by hot dog stuff sexy dog June 14, 2017

laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

lametron

Sad version of lame.

Only a lametron thinks texting is better than Facebook messages.

by balthazar009 September 2, 2017

lapitxa

A sweet noun used to refer to someone, usually your significant other, because he/she loves cuddling/hugging and is always wanting to do it. Usually a synonym of clingy.

Oh, baby, I love you but sometimes you are such a lapitxa that I can't even work properly!

by Lapitxa victim December 12, 2017

Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".

When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.

by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.

I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018