gluten free lap dance 

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

gluten free lap dance by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Russian Lap Dance 

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

Russian Lap Dance by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds

I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."

Victory Lap by rangerdiko October 19, 2009

Taking A Victory Lap 

Taking 5 years to finish a 4 year degree. The 5th year counts as your victory lap.

Taking extra time to finish something.

I had 6 more credits before I could graduate, so I had to take a victory lap.

Everyone else finished at 4 o'clock, but I was taking a victory lap and finished at 6.

Taking A Victory Lap by Stats Class January 25, 2010

Two-Lap Tower 

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

Two-Lap Tower by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

mexican lap band 

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

mexican lap band by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

greek lap by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016