Ludington Syndrome

When you believe a girl wants you and your schlong, without ever having talked to her.

"Mia Khalifa wants my cock bro!"
"Oh shit, he's got Ludington Syndrome again."

by Dantenicoletti February 20, 2020

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

laingaz

Laingaz or Laing is a word used to describe a person who has acne.

"Oi, Mark you have mental laingaz!" - Lachlan
"Shutup your the king of laing" - Mark

by Chief_Antilaing September 26, 2021

Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*

“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.

Wow, that's a butter landing.

by J@yden January 22, 2023

Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 31, 2007

2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.

"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."

by Tyranosaurus R. December 23, 2011