Ass over tea kettle

In the state of being pissed off

John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.

by Assoverteakettle July 26, 2013

Irish kettlebell

The act of placing one or more testiculs into any given asshole. The process has been attempted by many, but successful with only a few

"Wow bob did you go balls deep in Rachel last night?"

"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."

by Skrilla af dawg December 10, 2016

the pot calling the kettle black

A older term used in the US south to discriminate against people of color. Also it can be used to criticize or bring down a person of color. People who use it are racist.

Wow Shaquisha is such a jerk. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

by Henry Louis Gates Jr. May 29, 2018

Kettlee

A Participant in the Act of Kettling. The kettlee will always be the one to recieve.

"I'm going to ask Laura if she'd mind terribly if I made her my Kettlee."

by Professor Wow December 10, 2008

kettiwampus

refering to cool awesome sweet ect.

Kathrine you are so kettiwampus.
No, Aubrey you are.

by possessed llama December 3, 2007

kreate

To forge history, origin and evidence.
To fabricate story for their own benefit.

Kim:Hey you guys,you know this? The technology of iPhone has created by Korean!

It is a feat of Samsung!!

Steven: hahaha Are you kidding? It is totally nonsense!

Kim:This is true. U.S. government stole the technology from Samsung.You guys should apologize to Korean!

Steven:You can bet on it. It is "Kreate".

by Sticky Green:) October 17, 2012

Kettilio

The word for Kettle in Italian (the thing that boils water by the use of a submerged Italian plumber in search of a pink woman)

Luigi put on'a the kettilio, I need'a some'a hot'a water'a for'a ma mushroom soup - I'm making it for the princess

by Benjamin Boggle December 10, 2012