Klarna’d

When a short term decision now, creates big problems in the future.

i.e. You will pay for it later

Jay’s missus finished with him ‘cos she found out he cheated on her at the party last night… absolutely klarna’d it mate.

Oh mate, did you see Harry at football, Klarna’d it instead of making the pass.

by SsomOgnir June 17, 2022

Klarna’d

When a short term decision now, creates big problems in the future.

i.e. You will pay for it later

Jay’s missus finished with him ‘cos she found out he cheated on her at the party last night… absolutely klarna’d it mate.

Oh mate, did you see Harry at football, Klarna’d it instead of making the pass.

by SsomOgnir June 17, 2022

Klarnamydia

When you sleep with a girl a few times, get into a relationship and she asks if she can buy a few things using your debit card. The next month (and usually 2 consecutive months after) it's pops up on your bank statement. This is a similar infection to Clearmydia the Clear-pay version that can be caught at the same time.

I just checked my bank statement and found out my new girlfriend has given me Klarnamydia !

by Scootass June 15, 2023

klarna girl

Describes a woman mid-20's who follows the latest fashion, buys everything online, and uses klarna as her second bank account in her "girl math" balance.

Look at Carol, is that the forth pair of white sneakers, long coat and baggy jeans we see her in this week? Yeah, always shopping online, and always arriving late holding a latte - she's a real Klarna Girl, will probably return half of it tomorrow.

by Jimbo98 June 18, 2024

Karnaj

To bleed profusely, often projectile bleeding, from the anus.

"Dude, did you play Enter the Matrix?"
"Yeah, it was horrible."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously, it was so bad I karnajed all over the place."

by Neeecole September 15, 2003

karnl

dutch, industrial, chimney-smoke

damn, can you see that karnl?

by RAF April 22, 2005

Karnendra

has glasses best friends is daniel extremely fat

move karnendra i can see anything

by ajs2392 January 12, 2008