Kiwi

Kiwi- a song written by Harry styles which is an abbreviation for Kendal I wasn’t interested

Kiwi- Kendal I wasn’t interested (and never will be)

by Harry tomlinstyle October 11, 2020

Kiwi

A person's balls

Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!

by eyaggggggggggggggggggggggggg July 8, 2017

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun

Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"

by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017

Kiwi

A country so devoted to soccer that all of its economy revolves around it.

That country's is a kiwi

by Sirjacer January 30, 2020

Kiwi

A term used to describe a desirable female. One that is curvy and usually has a sizable behind.

Damn! She BEEN eating Kiwi huh? She really walking round here will all dat ass!

by YaBoyMoses June 23, 2020

Kiwi

The strongest female in the hxh universeAU Fanfiction. Thick skinned, aggressive, violent but has multitudes of potential and reserves of unbridled love.

Muscle mommy!

Hisoka and Illumi Zoldyck's Wife AU fanfiction

"Kiwi, you don't have to be scared of me or Illumi." Hisoka pulled my body into his lap, my back flush against his chest, his hands firmly squeezing my legs and kneading the muscle beneath.

by Xzyztent November 21, 2023