Kiwi

A person's balls

Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!

by eyaggggggggggggggggggggggggg July 8, 2017

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

Kiwi

The best fruit ever to exist

Kiwi.

by amajorgaydisappointment April 4, 2022

Kiwi

A nickname for a person who likes kiwi fruit or who starts with the letter k. They typically have dirty blond hair and confusing eyes. They are fast runners and very athletic. Usually girls go by this nickname. They are so pretty/handsome and are the most kind people you will ever meet.

Girl1: omg kiwi is sooo nice.
Girl2: she must love kiwi fruit or something. I wish I was that nice.

by chickenpotato1265 July 15, 2020

Kiwi

One of the best songs on Harry styles album ‘Harry styles’ if you ever need to jump about with no worries just put on kiwi.

‘Yo I’m feeling a bit down today you know? Not feeling that energetic.’
‘Here let me put on kiwi’

by Lovelykdly123 June 30, 2019

kiwis

The nuts, the scrotum, the testes!
(NSFW ALERT)

Devin had been hit in the kiwis today!

by Wild-Spirited Heart October 15, 2017

Kiwi

The strongest female in the hxh universeAU Fanfiction. Thick skinned, aggressive, violent but has multitudes of potential and reserves of unbridled love.

Muscle mommy!

Hisoka and Illumi Zoldyck's Wife AU fanfiction

"Kiwi, you don't have to be scared of me or Illumi." Hisoka pulled my body into his lap, my back flush against his chest, his hands firmly squeezing my legs and kneading the muscle beneath.

by Xzyztent November 21, 2023