Junk Yarding

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

by P-biggy February 1, 2008

junk-code

Useless code, code that can be deleted or rewritten in shorter syntax.

Junk-code
If(x==true){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
Better code
return x;

by OAK@OAK July 23, 2016

junk oven

When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat

Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.

by D_Bagzz March 6, 2011

Wacky on the Junk

The state of behavior where someone is either obviously lying (poorly), misinformed, has a few nuts loose, about ready to black-out, is acting off-the-wall, was just tazed, drugged-up or actually 'on the junk' (heroin).

Dude #1: "Hey, look at Kevin over there jumping around like he's a freaking kangaroo!" Dude #2: "Yeah...must be wacky on the junk!"

by Surfer-Skier June 22, 2010

love junk

That extra belly fat you have laying around.

Dude, look at that chick's love junk.
Packing some extra holiday love junk are we?

by redrabbit12 March 28, 2010

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012

Small Junk

Used to describe a male with small genitalia; often associated with driving large 4x4 trucks in city areas to make up for lack manhood. Pussy or scared little man.

"That guy has small junk, driving that truck" or "You have small junk not being able to stand-up for yourself"

by Dave Smithy April 5, 2010