junk show

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

by Bret February 28, 2004

junk squad

The Drug Enforcement Agency, otherwise known as the D.E.A.

It's the junk squad! Haul ass!

by Postulate 3 September 8, 2008

Junk food shits

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

by aomia February 25, 2010

junk

A chinese boat.

A certain type of Chinese boat is known as a "junk"

by History101 August 7, 2003

Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

by MaximumOverdrive February 21, 2009

junk in'a de trunk

of Jamacian derivation:
a large posterior or behind on a female

Daaaaaaamn, that fem got nuff junk in'a de trunk!

by whiskymack January 31, 2004

junk

Heroin

He's been hittin that junk, he's all fucked up

by Assmeister November 29, 2002