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Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.
Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!
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johnerthan

johnerthan (or john, for short) is the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets exhausted from having to manage infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
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johnerthan

the manager, guide, and punisher for all dimensions
tim: how do i get to the whevu dimension?
bim: ask johnerthan.
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johnavitus

Only happens to people
Named John
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Johnathan

A gay faggot who likes fucking boys under the age and really wants a 19 inch cock every day for summer
Wow look at that Johnathan he likes it big!!
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