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Ma-jacked

When your mom comes over to your place and uses your computer to check her facebook account, but fails to log in as herself first, so she's posting to all her friends as you.
Holy shit, my facbook account has been ma-jacked!
by DontLetThisHappenToYou November 10, 2010
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Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary
What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad
by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011
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Gray Jacked

Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle
Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death
by Kageybaby September 8, 2011
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Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.
I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!
by Wineless January 10, 2012
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Snack-jacked

When friends, family, etc. come to visit and eat all your snacks.
My damn brother came over last night and snack-jacked all my chips.
by shamrock2157 October 28, 2012
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fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.
Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.
by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014
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camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.
"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"
by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014
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