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Inking

Inking the toilet bowl, or simply inking. Referencing the act of explosively squirting a viscous black fluid out of the sphincter into the fresh, clear toiler water; consequently, causing an instantaneous cloud of murky, impenetrable fecal matter; similarly to that of the ocean-dwelling octopi defense mechanism.
Through extensive, continuous World of Warcraft stimulation, I subconsciously consumed 3 large bagfuls of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Eight hours into a critical grinding session against the Wrath King's loyal minions, my stomach began to violently erupt. A few quick steps from the computer station, and into the bathroom, I helplessly hovered over the toilet. After a series of strenuous forcing, I felt an incredible relief of pressure as my asshole exploded into a "Flaming Hot" blaze; consequently, inking the toilet bowl.
by Drederick Tatum November 17, 2011
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inkface

That inkface thinks he's gangster.
by chris vonduncan February 12, 2008
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dr. inky

A cunning, attractive alter ego that comes from the consumption of alcohol.
Say bye to Mick Lenzser, Dr. Inky will be here any minute.
by Benoaster May 12, 2006
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Inkster

A suburb of Detroit, Michigan, known for being a complete dump, having a high crime rate, and a majority of residents being African-Americans. Inkster also has a higher rape rate than Detroit.
Scott: "Hey Matt, do you want to Inkster today?"

Matt: "No way, that place is a fucking pit."
by ChemicalGoat May 14, 2009
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inkubus sukkubus

I'm going to see Inkubus Sukkubus at the Whitby goth festival this year
by disturbed_succubus March 28, 2005
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inky dinky

the inferior, East Coast form of the song "Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Jim: The inky dinky spider crawled up the...

Bobby: No man! It's Itsy Bitsy!
by Phantom Hacker January 28, 2006
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Inkling

A small angry man or dwarf that runs through public areas kicking people in the shin.
Reporter: Three people were hospitalized after an inkling attack in the Seven Eleven on 53rd and Greenwood. Many people in the neighborhood have taken to boarding up their doggie doors and the small spaces under their houses.
by superswiz August 18, 2007
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