Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018

wad and stone

The act of filling a bong with jizz and then taking a hit of ganja.

Karl wad and stoned his way through "college."

by rascalflat February 02, 2016

gay-wad

a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.

Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.

by CashMoneyK420 April 04, 2022

Wad Waste

A complete waste of a human. Wasted sperm

Dude's a frickin wad waste!

by jimmycrapedcorn November 17, 2014

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

peace to the wads

It means bye

“See you later alligator”
“Alright peace to the wads”

by Peepeepoopoohead123 January 26, 2024

Mod Wad

An undefined amount of money saved for vehicle modification usually kept either in a large roll of cash or in a lock box/ safe.

(Gabrial)- hey Kendall don't go blowing your mod wad on a cheap spoiler or valve stem caps save it for a turbo!

by Gabrialtig February 21, 2022