Wax poetic

To wax poetic is the act of shitting on the baseboard heater and turning the thermostat up on the day you vacate your apartment.
"Hey bra, ya movin' out today?"
"Yah man, the soup is being a total dick and keeping my deposit, so I'm gonna have to wax poetic."
by Katsnatchfever January 28, 2013
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Wax Phonetics

A talented collective of Hiphop enthusiasts originating in San Jose, CA. Also referred to as "Dub P" or "The Wax" for short.

This collective was originally created by Funk Fader (formerly known as Flip Tha Funky Fader) in 2002 and a year later, co-founded by DJ Quix Fader. Wax Phonetics expanded and now includes DJs, beatboxers, instrumentalists, and other various musical calibers.

Wax Phonetics is a group of hardcore Hiphop zealots. Old School, Underground/Non-Commericial, and staying true to the roots of Hiphop are what Wax Phonetics is all about.
Wax Phonetics is DJ'ing the school dance this Friday.
The DJ's are from Wax Phonetics.
That beatboxer is affiliated with Wax Phonetics.
by Franklin A. July 02, 2006
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wax

to take an item that does not belong to you
"see my new fone man ?waxed that shit yesterday "
by espee March 17, 2005
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Brazilian Wax

The male significant other of a lesbian pretending to be straight; the male equivalent of a beard.
Tony is obviously Sarah's Brazilian wax. She's more butch than he is.
by haruhisuzumiya February 13, 2015
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wax beef

Fabricated or artificial discord between two or more parties. Often used in the hip-hop recording industry as an adjective phrase to describe songs depicting strife between rappers where none exists. Antonym: beef
Did you hear that new wax beef track by RZA? He was totally jocking the shit out of GZA! But it's cool man, they cool.
by Jay Ellington Duffey August 10, 2006
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Wax Candle

When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.
Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!
by Wibby Wu-tang January 23, 2021
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Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".
by drhandbanana May 29, 2010
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