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Shaking Your Ipod

Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.
Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?

Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........

Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.
by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009
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install an iPod dock

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.
Basshunter wanted a pool so he decided to "install an iPod dock" in his backyard.
by basshunter2 April 5, 2010
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ipoding

Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:

Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".

This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
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ipod mini

Apple's smaller and more manageable player in the iPod HDD family. Now available with brighter colours in only Blue, Silver, Pink and Green with either a FOUR GIGABYTE or SIX GIGABYTE hard drive. These new models also manage 18 hours of battery life. The FOUR sells for around £130, the SIX, £170.
Apple winning again with their even brighter and slighly shinier FOUR & SIX GIGABYTE players.
by FactCorrector MkII May 30, 2005
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iPod

1. A series of multimedia players produced by Apple.
2. The reason many teens are broke.
3. The piece of modern technology that is seen by the ignorant as 'cool.'
4. One of tho reasons Playboy is going out of business. The other being the internet.
1. "Wow! My ipod can play music and movies and pictures, except it's crap cause I have to spend hours converting my .avi to .mp4, dont forget to specify .mp4(ipod)...
2. "Holy Hell! This piece of shiny plastic and circuits cost $450? It couldn't have cost apple that much to make it!"
3. "I totally walked around the mall with some generic white earbuds in and got seven girl's phone numbers... and one from some Indian dude."
4. "Woah. Thanks to Apple, I have a portable media player with twenty-four hours of downloaded porn! I will never be pornless, because of no acess to a computer, again!!!"
by Brad113 December 20, 2008
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ipod

MP3 players that break every 3 months that make you look cool. Who cares if you smell bad? You have the latest ipod.
"OMG my ipod broke again! Time to dish out 400 more dollars to fix it!"
by hxc baby October 2, 2006
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ipod

Something that hypocritical pricks on Urban Dictionary decide to criticize and say that they'll won't buy it to remain "non-conforming", yet buy it anyways in secret.
UD Poster - I bought a iPod, because I'm a slave to the Apple Corporation. Also I have a fetish for anything thats covered in a albino-white casing that demasculizes my otherwise tough-looking street clothes.
by C Tan June 11, 2006
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