AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so
small when fully erect it looks a persons five
o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek
Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you
will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.