hypocrisy

When a muslim tells you that musical instruments are haram (they are) yet still listens to haram nasheeds all day every day and listens to the original version that has instruments be like:

A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....

by faiyrose January 4, 2024

Hypocrisy

Oh!? What!? Really!?

Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Hypocrisy

The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense

Bob Miller doesnt know what hypocrisy means.

by Meddlingdrunk January 13, 2026

CRYBABY HYPOCRISY

**Crybaby Hypocrisy** refers to individuals who harbor intense feelings of hatred toward President Trump but do not exhibit the same scrutiny or disdain for their local politicians.

This term also applies to those who become visibly enraged when discussing Trump yet are unaware of who their state representatives are or what bills are currently under consideration

DAMN, MY FUCKING PROPERTY TAXES WENT UP!!!! FUCK YOUUUU TRUMMMPPPP.

ALL WHILE YOUR STATE LOST SOME FUNDING BECAUSE of their careless spending and dosent know how to function.

A better example is:

WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT?

THAT IDIOT TRUMP

WHOS YOUR STATE SENATOR?
I DONT KNOW

Dude thats Crybaby Hypocrisy.

by Kory Brooks May 31, 2025

House of Hypocrisy

A term used by Texas Republican Congressman John Carter after Congress censured Joe Wilson for his 2010 "You Lie" comment, but not Charlie Rangel for his tax problems

Nancy Pelosi's Congress is a House of Hypocrisy.

by StoogeWatcher August 21, 2010

GOD OF HYPOCRISY

Hey this can be found in the RECTORY of any ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND PROTESTANT CHURCH.

Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022

hypocrious

adj. Hypocritical and ludicrous. A statement made by someone that is so contradictory that it is laughable.

Don't be hypocrious, of course big government wastes money.

by Henrik326 January 18, 2009