hypocrisism

It was invented by Joshua Comacho one day in Algebra class. Our teacher, Sister Perry, wouldn't let him have candy so he said "This is Hypocritism!" It can be used in any instance where you feel as if you're being treated fairly but you just big mad.

"No one gets candy!" Said Sister Perry. "Can I have some?" Replied Joshua. "No!" "THIS IS HYPOCRISISM!"

by EmoCracker January 13, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who acts like doing this or that is wrong, but they do it (or something similar) themselves. AKA my top enemy.

Person A-I hate person B for looking through my text messages

Person A-Looks through the emails of person C

Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite

by Coollikeice January 28, 2019

Hypocrite

Shawn

Shawn’s a hypocrite....

by Sunny’s February 11, 2019

Hypocrite

A person who tells you not to do something but does the exact thing they told you not too.

OMG Ellie broke up with her boyfriend because of Amy she said he wasn't trust worthy and wasn't even good looking. When they broke up Amy got with him she's such a hypocrite

by jacksonnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who doesn't practice what they preach.

Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.

She's such a hypocrite. She spent the entire class talking about the evils of Capitalism, then durting lunch, she got out her latest-model iPhone & bought tickets for 3 Disney movies from Fandango.

by ThatEvilRedhead March 16, 2019

Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019

Hypocrite

Mark Gerges

Barky Barky

TheMarkyWay

"oolala" said mark.

"oolala" said Youssef

"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark

Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.

by STEVEN (with a PH) May 7, 2019