Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 05, 2022
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Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013
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Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.
"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"
by Bruce Bane January 01, 2016
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camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.
1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!
by nirvana4lf June 06, 2005
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hump man

first you must do the batman noise nahnahnahnah then while dry humping the person without touching them works best with people with a big butt then after doing all this you yell hump man
it was funny when jordan got behind arp and then did hump man to her turned around and then he did it to shana!
by him 13231231 November 25, 2007
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Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood
(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump
by The world is grim June 03, 2017
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Night humps

Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"
Dude, you had night humps last night

Discover my night humps
by Shibunu June 07, 2010
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