when your girlfriend is caught cheating so your repeatedly hammer fist her vagina and scream “you won’t like me when I’m angry”
by Desmond is sexy December 23, 2020
by Fa11 December 27, 2021
Free-for-all testing approach supported by flannel shirt-wearing lumberjacks who moonlight as data analysts
by Mama MoDeux November 20, 2023
When a husband settles a divorce with 70/30 decision with his wife. The female gets 70% and the male gets 30% of the assets
by Faze855 November 28, 2018
When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.
by EddieBrock5 September 06, 2023
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021