haverfraud

A Haverford College male undergrad who fucks with your head and screws with your heart.
Any spoiled, trust-fund baby Haverford College student who pretends to be a socially-concerned, liberal, anti-war, mellow wonderful dude but who is actually planning to become a corporate SUIT just like his Daddy the minute he matriculates. Beware: all his "peace, baby" bullshit is just for show (or uttered in an effort to get your bra off). Very toxic, mutant strain of asshole rich-boy. Do not breed with this one.

"Biff said he went to the peace rally...but later I found out he spent the day in the tunnels having cheesesteaks and beer with the rest of the Cricket team! He's such a HAVERFRAUD!!!"
OR

"OMG---Teddy told me he wanted to start a vegetarian farm-cooperative to feed the homeless when he graduates from Haverford, but according to our alumni magazine, he's a government agent just like his Dad---I can't believe I let that HAVERFRAUD get into my pants!"

by poppysister August 21, 2006

hoverpoo

huv-er-poo Too sit above the toilet to where your ass is not touching either because of a phobia, or it is too dirty.

"I went to a rest area and the port-o-potty's toilet seat was so dirty i had to take a hoverpoo to keep my bum clean."

by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009

heverhead

Someone who does something incredibly aggravating, stupid or annoying.

The men who invented high heeled shoes and panty hose are a couple of heverheads.

by Barbara April 21, 2005

Homer's Donut

A person's personal weakness. Something you will glady overindulge in. If your a pothead, weed is your Homer's Donut. When you see this item you make the same drooly noise Homer makes when he see's a donut.

Girl: "John Cena is sooooo hot. He is my Homer's Donut"

by Raul Concepcion January 21, 2008

Hoder

This is a word used by a few elite people. Hoder is the only word in the universe that can be used in any context in replace of any word, at anytime and mean, anything.

Sam: Hoder, Homie don't play that game.
Dakota: I understand.

Person1: Hoder stranger!
Person2: Hoder!

Bank Robber: EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Bank Manager: Hoder Sir. We are all friends here.

by ItsWhatsHisFace January 19, 2011

The Haverford School

The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.

Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up

by someone relevant on January 28, 2018

Hoverate

What a female does above a commode that she does not wish to sit on while taking care of her business.

The bathroom at the gas station was so bad she had to hoverate over the toilet.

by mgbplt July 7, 2011