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emo hot topic vampire

a person who thinks there a vampire and weres everything that they can get from hot topic the also like to copy twilight and think the guy who plays edward cullen is "hot"
Person 1:"Did you see that person just walk out of Hot Topic?"

Person 2:"Yeah they look like some emo hot topic vampire"

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth 

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.
"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

Old Hot Topic Shopper 

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.

Hot Pocket Topic 

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
Hot Pocket Topic by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021

hot topiced 

when you suddenly find yourself surrounded by wannabe emos sporting the lastest clothing labeled with the cartoon charecters from years past. you can usually spot some one who has been "hot topiced" when the person is obviously trying to be unique, but looks just as shitty as the last shmuck who walked into the store.
"whoa man, what happened to mary? i never knew she owned so much black.....or had so many peircings"

"its too late for her now, shes been hot topiced."
hot topiced by Laura Tibblez February 23, 2010

hot topicer 

One of those posers who shops at the poser store, Hot Topic. Tends to spend hundreds of dollars on crap that you can get for a few cents on ebay.
OMG, isnt my new bracelet with spikes so hardcore goth?!?!?
hot topicer by Krotchy April 29, 2004