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Hot Topic

The place that eats all of any teens money
Person A: Hey, I got some money, wanna go to Hot Topic?
Person B: I don’t have that much
-Two hours later-

Person A and B: Shit, we’re broke again
by Black Army Leader #2 January 26, 2020
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Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
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hot topic

a place that people think is alt but really literally everyone and their mamma shop there. the pins are really good tho ngl
"some emo: omg i just spent $60 on a mcr shirt from hot topic i'm so different and edgy"
by clearstardust July 22, 2021
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Hot topic

its a store. nothing controversial here

i went there and got some earrings
guy1: where did u get that sanrio shirt
guy2: I got it from hot topic
by c.yan May 10, 2022
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Hot Topic

A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.
Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!
by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021
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Hot Topic

by 7568ino February 19, 2024
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Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
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