hoop

playing basketball

Hey do you hoop?

by anonymous November 20, 2022

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

sausage hooping

twerking on your boy in a heterosexual way

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.

by x0mbiez July 6, 2025

Hoop Angel

Hoop angel is a menace to society, notoriously again homeless men

I have a urge to throw a steaming hot honey bun at a homeless person

Person: That must be hoop angel

by Honeybundefender December 12, 2023

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

Hooping

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners

nah i cant goon or jelq bro, I'm usually just hooping its the new method

by siphonx January 10, 2025

Hoop

To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.

Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!

by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 22, 2019