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hobo gayness

A homeless person getting temporarily gay just to get something to drink or eat.
Borat just did his "hobo gayness" thing to get some more booze.
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Hobo Supermodel 

A girl who lacks financial means, but still somehow manages to sport all the latest fashions - either by wardrobing, shopping very carefully on ebay/in second-hand stores, by craftily modifying existing items of clothing to match current runway trends, or making her own clothes.

Many struggling designers are actually Hobo Supermodels - cash strapped, they make their own fashion out of whatever they can get their hands on.

Generally looked down upon by it girls, who are mostly too vain and stupid to realise that most of the dresses they pay stupid money for are being designed by people who started out as Hobo Supermodels.
"Check it out! I got these Jimmy Choos on sale for a quid!"

"You superb little hobo supermodel, you!"
Hobo Supermodel by ClubBarf October 16, 2011

Hoboater 

A vagrant boat dweller who is technically homeless. Usually they exploit maritime laws to avoid paying moorage fees while living on a shitty old boat. See a bunch of douchbags on the willamette river in Portland, OR
Those dirty hoboaters on the east bank esplanade really ruin the public docks in town. Of course I'm kind of jealous they've figured out a rent free existence in Portland without squatting.
Hoboater by uathedestroya June 13, 2015

hobo money 

When you ain't got real money and you have to trade sex favors for it
Yo man he was paying that guy back in the bathroom with hobo money
hobo money by hobo money June 16, 2015
Type of longboard that rides exactly like a surfboard
Dude we should go ride your Hamboard, the waves are junk!
Hamboard by surfer2001 October 18, 2015

Hobo Mark 

Hobo Mark is a gross ass man that can often be found wandering around Sandwich MA. Because of his look, many think that he is homeless. Besides asking for rides and trying to bum cigarettes, he doesn't do much.
Guy 1: Hey, I saw you driving around with Hobo Mark yesterday.

Guy 2: Yea he asked for a ride then kept asking me for cigs, it was awful.

Guy 1: Rookie mistake, never give Hobo Mark a ride.
Hobo Mark by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017