Cretin Hunger

When you're so hungry that you resort to doing the dishes so you can eat the wet food at the bottom of the sink.

(It quenches your thirst as well)

Yo my mom hadn't bought groceries in TWO WEEKS and I was feelin' the Cretin Hunger come on real strong!

by NuzzleBait June 5, 2019

Knee Hanger

An extremely large penis

Dude I had sex with Austin last night, he has a knee hanger!

by kneehanger123 September 1, 2019

Vertical Hunger

Superior form of horizontal hunger describing a rad or cool form of hunger.

I have some vertical hunger right now, I think I’ll eat a cheesecake pizza.

by NLRH November 12, 2020

Baby hangers

Saggy boobs. Most commonly found on women with a multitude of children.

REID: Yo, did you see that GILF?

MIKE: She had a real set of baby hangers on her!

JONNIE: *nods*

by babyhangers420 April 22, 2022

quandarius hingelbottom

Quandarius Hingelbottom is the 3rd cousin of Quandale dingle and is climbing up the ranks in the goofy ah uncle productions studio.

Hey quandarius hingelbottom, how’s your day?

by Realistic applesauce September 15, 2022

Bending the Hanger

masturbation to the extent of your penis leaning towards whuch hand you use

I was Bending the hanger to the left!!!!

by 3.14159267rawr January 6, 2011

the coat hanger

when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick

"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore

by freerlikesmen May 8, 2011