hernandez

these people have the most annoying last name in the world. Very successful in school and likely to answer your worst questions.

-Sylvia hernandez :)

hernandez could be the last name of one of your pale latina friends who tend to be very annoying

by temple girl April 25, 2025

Hernandezezzeism

The religion created by Maria Hernandez, the so called daughter of God. Their God is called E-K-U-Ku-Gu-Ga-Lu.

The nun was practicing Hernandezezzeism the nun-training center.

by Jandro Perez August 26, 2025

Heanon

He whom receive head!

He received Heanon from the girl last night!

by Heandawg November 10, 2025

Elmer Hernandez

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.

See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.

by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014

meek hernendez

A lost puppy that cries constantly when his mom llama isn't there to guide him

meek hernendez: Crybaby , mark , tony

by darlall January 23, 2015

joe heron

A man who's cock doesn't protrude outwards, but rather stays inside of him for warmth.

Why does that man have a vagina?

No Billy, he is just a Joe Heron

by Baumtasia January 26, 2015

juan hernandez-rico

SomeJuan who wears a red and black jacket as he smacks me right now for writing this definition

Juan Hernandez-Rico get your red and black jacket out of the kitchen

by Fromthekid January 29, 2015