fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 22, 2020

helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip

..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"

by chip less helmet February 11, 2014

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2022

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 23, 2023

lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi April 24, 2016

hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 March 11, 2014

Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language

Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"

by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019