Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Pre-heating the Oven

For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.

Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!

by xag February 13, 2011

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

bobble heading

In the act of extreme drunken sex the person on top is riding you so hard your head is bobbing like a bobble head while trying to keep conscious.

Jay: My neck is killing me

Justin: Why?
Jay: I went over Alyssa's house an it ended up being bobble heading night.

by Jason Gracia May 17, 2014

dry heatin

when a bitch you dont like keep runnin off at da mouth, whispering up under dey breath about you or your crew but wont fight you.

yea all that bitch tiffany doin is dry heatin she wont run up though.

by Miisz Wentz November 6, 2007

Helina

Helina is a smelly rat that loves to call people fat hippo. She’s a bit of a dumbass that loves to eat chicken nuggets and snort

‘Your a such fat hippo’ Helina said

by Go away you rat June 21, 2020