lady hardon

the female equivalent of a boner.

Is it weird that this movie is giving me a lady hardon?

by 01.25.10 June 25, 2010

Dualing Harmonicas

The act of two women performing oral sex on a man, while both women slide their lips up and down parralel sides of the shaft.

That threesome was crazy, jill and leilani went dualing harmonicas on me!

by johnny longshanx March 28, 2011

Hamson

Someone who is obsessed with an older woman's hams.

Wow, look at Hamson's jaw drop when Donna walks by.

by omfgplanes September 30, 2006

Harmonica

When a young lady gives a line-up of men rapid blowjobs by running her mouth along the penis heads as if they were a harmonica.

"Dang, that ho gave us a harmonica last night..."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

harmonizing

Pretending you can sing when really you sound like SHIT

Hey Christi, I am going to be harmonizing with you

*starts singing like GARBAGE*

by SlizzardWizard September 8, 2010

Hanson

A man/woman who likes to eat but surprisingly, he's/she's insanely skinny.

Jack: Hey! Look at that Hanson!

by CanappyWrestler May 5, 2010

Harmone

The male member (har-MOAN')

Heyo! Baby wanna slop on my harmone?

by Pabes April 23, 2006