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Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.
This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady
Monkey Hucker by REDJGPW May 24, 2022
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Hackfresse 

The german word for a man or woman who is really ugly as night. The association is that "hack" means that the face ( german slang: Fresse) looks like been chopped by a mixer.
1. Mein Gott, hat die eine Hackfresse.
2. Mit der Hackfresse würde ich nachts die Laternen meiden.
Hackfresse by Augenweide August 15, 2008
Word of the Day on May 9, 2021

hacked off 

What's the matter with Bob, he sounds hacked off?
hacked off by acunninglinguist June 27, 2005
The funniest , wokest and cutest person you'll ever meet. She's an unproblematic queen, but is still here for the tea. A loyal kindhearted and strong girl , basically everything a woman should always aspire to be.
Wow Hacer is truly iconic!

Periodt!
Hacer by Freshprincess19 December 22, 2019

hocker grove middle school 

A school where thots get made fake wanna be gangster and a retarded ass pep club this school is known for fights
and such shit teachers.
Trailridge kid: Did you see that kid that got his ass beat?
Trailridge kid 2: it must've happened in hocker grove middle school

hackensack 

hackensack is basically a big city with 43,000 or more people. it has a high school population of about 2000 students or more. the upper part is the rich section and the downtown part is the ghetto part. that part has drugs and gangs. thats where the projects at. u no.
hackensack high school
hackensack by klsdfjlasj May 20, 2006

hackeress 

Lady hacker, as you can call..
Mellisa is a Hackeress..
hackeress by tecgaty August 14, 2007