by michael from fla August 15, 2006
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2- the act of sharting your mom's mouth while fingering her twin sister
3- the act of having one too many people in the backseat of a car.
2- the act of sharting your mom's mouth while fingering her twin sister
3- the act of having one too many people in the backseat of a car.
by iwanttoguilfoyyou December 14, 2008
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Person A: Let's go watch a movie.
Person B: I have guildness to attend to tonight.
Person A: What the hell is guildness?
Person B: Businesswith my guild idiot.
Person A:.......You need a life.
*flicks off* ~_~,,|,, *walks away*
Person B: I have guildness to attend to tonight.
Person A: What the hell is guildness?
Person B: Businesswith my guild idiot.
Person A:.......You need a life.
*flicks off* ~_~,,|,, *walks away*
by The Big LeGasp April 12, 2011
Get the Guildness mug.A type of douche bag.
He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.
Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.
Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.
And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.
And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.
Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.
Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.
And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.
And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
Carl: Hey look at the douche bag with the retarded hair cut, dedazzled shirt, and meaningless tattoos.
Dave: Stupid Guido
Dave: Stupid Guido
by Sam Hidalgo December 31, 2013
Get the Guido mug.A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
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