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Guardian

A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.
We passed a guardian when we went to the nude beach yesterday.
by Oski_Boi June 8, 2019
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brush guard

the roll of belly fat that is exposed between the top of the jeans and the bottom of the shirt.
If her pants weren't 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't have a brush guard
by mamidedos October 27, 2005
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safe guarded

To be quite about you sexual feelings
not prude, just not open to that of a point you know when
this person, usually a female, wants "action"
Sophie is so misleading, i wonder if she wants action from me or if she is safe guarded
by skate happy September 15, 2007
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cock-guard

verb. To act possessively towards a female, esp. an ex or a female friend.
"You're way too good to be dating that schlub."
"Dude, quit cock-guarding me."
by ~chica May 13, 2008
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Power Guard

A hybrid of a Power Forward and Point Guard. Term mostly used on the basketball court. Most times the power guard will have broad shoulders and skinny legs (often referred to as a Y man).
Man if that power guard is driving on you, best get out the way.

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Dang, check out the skinny legs on that power guard.
by hoopermax September 13, 2010
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win"guard"

a man who is known for his comically strange antics whilst fucking himself over constantly. Very few others in the world realize his predicament. he is proliferously dangerous whilst besotted porque his life is precariously hanging by a thread. yo no se su vida. ps his mortal archnemesis is a man named blue wave that continues to fuck his day up. any kind of bebidas alcohólicas will surely end this poor mans rememberance of life. he truly is a philosophizer. ps the end.
look at fuckin win"guard" he got fucked up by that blue wave and started philosophizing perpetually about all the things in his life that truly nobody gives a fuck about.
by marky twizzlas March 7, 2011
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stalwart guardian

On outside, strong protector or guardian
My best friend claims he's my stalwart guardian from dumb guys.
by the protected September 29, 2012
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