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win"guard" 

a man who is known for his comically strange antics whilst fucking himself over constantly. Very few others in the world realize his predicament. he is proliferously dangerous whilst besotted porque his life is precariously hanging by a thread. yo no se su vida. ps his mortal archnemesis is a man named blue wave that continues to fuck his day up. any kind of bebidas alcohólicas will surely end this poor mans rememberance of life. he truly is a philosophizer. ps the end.
look at fuckin win"guard" he got fucked up by that blue wave and started philosophizing perpetually about all the things in his life that truly nobody gives a fuck about.
win"guard" by marky twizzlas March 7, 2011
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Wingardium Leviosa 

A fictional spell from the Harry Potter series. Its supposed to make objects hoover in midair; The Levitation Spell.
Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
Hermione: Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA.
Ron: You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on.
Hermione: Wingardium Leviosa!

Right-Wingtard 

Someone who is conservative and stupid and can't even properly argue their own political view's
Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"
Right-Wingtard by not sure45 September 4, 2013
Noun/Verb

"Wingard" is a name or term given to a male of extreme coolness. He is usually perfect in physique and is into cars and gadgets. Girls go crazy over him, simply put; he is a god.
Girl: Oh my god, I met a "Wingard" last night at the club!

wingtard 

A combination of the words WINGNUT and RETARD, the typical wingtard (sometimes also called a "neocon" or a "republican") is too addled by his or her dogma to be educated.

(1.) "That wingtard doesn't seem to get that borrowing on top of borrowing is why the dollar is sinking."

(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!
wingtard by Jolly P. Roger April 8, 2008

Wingardium Leviosa 

In the Wizarding world, a levitation spell used to lift objects - such as feathers, sticks, etc - in the air. To perform this spell, it requires a swish and flick of your designated wand.
According to the brightest witch of our age, it is pronounced Wingardium leviOsa, not leviosA.

Swish and flick.

Take notes, wizards.
Wingardium Leviosa by TinyNova November 18, 2020

Wingardium Leviosa 

The act of causing a male to have an erection without touching his penis in any way.
Girl 1: Does that guy have a boner for you?
Girl 2: Ya, I Wingardium Leviosa'd him just by bending over in these jeans.
Girl 1: Gross.
Wingardium Leviosa by dedwyf March 5, 2013