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Goose Latin

You've probably never heard of it.

Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.

For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.

CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)

Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.

Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
by Spatchmo July 23, 2009
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grey goose

way overpriced vodka drunk by pseudo connoisseurs.
9 out of 10 grey goose drinkers can't tell what's in their drink.
by fafaf00ley February 1, 2005
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loose as a goose

refering to the female vagina!! loose because of too much sexual play
by david forsyth March 10, 2003
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Goose Face

The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.
Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.
by Emily A4 Member October 7, 2008
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Gorseinon

A small street in South Wales. Start walking down this street and you'll wish you were dead by the end of it. It has a 'market' which basically has a over priced art shop which is constantly empty, and a shop that sells tippex and old books for 10p each. Also has a small cafe where you can get a 'belly belching' breakfast for under 3 quid. Lots of piss ridden charity shops and endless chip shops. Gorseinon people are one of the following:

1) Mutant- Can be found in the charity and fish and chip shops
2) Young orange faced tart- Hangs around the hairdressers
3) Young skinny chav twat- hangs around the kebab shop and bargain booze usually with a bicycle that's too small for him.

The definition of grim is Gorseinon.
'I went to Gorseinon today'

'What did you buy?'

'A cheese pasty'.
by Kelly67876 September 29, 2008
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big silly goose

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"
gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!
by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016
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goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick
That asshole over there is a goose whacker!
by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010
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