Gomer

A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water

Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.

by DC.Kerr June 22, 2008

Gomper

To insult someone who is stupid to the point where you want to pull your eyes out of your head.

Bernard was so stupid for shitting on a cat..........'He's a facking Gomper!'

by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008

gome

To go home. Consists of parts of two words "go" and "home" and is put together in a shorter and much easier form.

I think i'm done today, so i think i'm gonna gome! Are you goming very late or earlier tonight?

by Mamma-Janis September 26, 2005

gomestock

Variation on gomer (in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room") but used outside of the emergency room.
A patient with no chance of being discharged

That patient became total gomestock after his colon resection

by gdollar January 3, 2004

gomance

1. A relationship between two people who ride the “GO Train” a commuter train operated by the Government of Ontario in Toronto, Canada.

Strangers Fred and Elizabeth began to talk while riding the GO Train which eventually turned into a gomance. They are now contemplating joining the Corridor Club.

by BillyRaeJoeBobJr October 13, 2010

Gomer

A lanky person that is also smart

Sheldon Cooper is a gomer.

by Johnny Swifton May 25, 2018

Gomer

A tall, gangly looking loser type guy, who thinks he is all it, simply because he is tall. An overly tall guy who is a Doofis. An ugly tall man. Tall clumsy Dorky guy

All the insecure women swooned over Him, until they realized what a Gomer he was.

by Stray Cat RB October 21, 2018