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Boyfriend and Girlfriend

100% official and not fucking with no one else
He said we weren't dating anymore but that we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
by Hisprincess33 June 27, 2016
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Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.
ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009
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boss's girlfriend

A female who undermines, micro manages and even sometimes belittles you because the boss lets her get away with it. She has no underlining qualifications yet receives promotions and favors. We all know she's grooming or even worse, sleeping with the boss.
"Wow did you hear she threatened to quit if she didn't get the promotion?"

"I can't tell if she's an asslicker, a boss's girlfriend or a prostitute"
by Spicy Arugula May 15, 2020
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2nd Girlfriend

When a guy's best friend (typically a man) is still so close to the guy while he has had a girlfriend for a while that he has to be just as tentative to his friend. Often this friend ends up making the girlfriend the 3rd wheel when we go out
I swear Trent and I were having such a great time at the mall until his 2nd girlfriend made me the third wheel when they started talking about fantasy football
by Childish Bambino October 11, 2018
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Minecraft girlfriend

My minecraft girlfriend is so hot
That's a fucking boy you dick
by B@nanas June 19, 2022
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girlfriend privilege

A privilege a girl or woman attains by committing to a formal relationship with another person. Similiarly, there are boyfriend privileges.
Example 1:

Anna: Can you drive me to the airport this Tuseday? I have a meeting in New York.

Joe: Sorry, my project is due Wednesday. I know we're having sex but putting you ahead of that is a girlfriend privilege.

Example 2:

Joe: Pardon my pushingness, but would you like to engage in a sexual act in the very perimiters of this sanitary facility?

Anna: Sorry, that's a boyfriend privilege
by JonahB December 6, 2011
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girlfriend drought

taken from the aussie culture where it doesn't rain for a long time in the desert.
a male that usually has a girlfriend, but goes into a dry spell and has trouble finding a girlfriend
Mark: Hey dude, you found yourself a girlfriend yet?
Aaron: Nah man
Mark: Sounds like you're in a girlfriend drought.
by SuziObscura May 20, 2008
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