Garrett

You'll often find these making ramen and eating bacon by itself while rice cooks in the background. A shiny forehead and somewhat thiccness to a beautiful structure are the main physical attributes, the rest of their attributes are being a sweetheart and a busy-body. They are always Pretty Busy.

Bro, I went to bed at 4 am yesterday and was pretty busy, I think I'm becoming a Garrett!

by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019

Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.

Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."

by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020

Garet

Garets make great guy best friends but they can be quite assholes most of the time he’ll FaceTime you everynight and he’s a big alcoholic he has trouble with females and can’t keep a relationship for over a month because he gets bored

Wow garet broke up with her it’s only been a month!

by Purple_turtle December 1, 2021

Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.

My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.

by CoCo25 January 16, 2010

Morgan Garner

Morgan Garner is the hottest intellectual you will meet. She is kind and usually has one of the biggest smiles you will ever see. She is equivalent to an angel but can turn against you if you repeatedly treat her like shit. She usually stands up for the underdog and won’t give in without a fight. She can also be very aggressive and if you are a guy, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Although she may portray to be a dumb blonde, she is highly skilled at knowing the tea and she knows that most guys aren’t shit. She is well-rounded and is good at anything she puts her mind to. Be her friend and love her because she can be very insecure and anxious but that love will bounce right back to you. She is like a dog — very playful and outgoing, is ALWAYS hyper and does crazy things. If you know a Morgan Garner in your life, DON’T LOSE HER. You will regret it.

“Is that a Morgan Garner because she is so hot and she also cares about other people and is good at everything”

by BaileyKerrigan23 January 1, 2019

Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet

Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.

by Avetso December 1, 2019

The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020