by Blownifer June 11, 2020
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A staunch hypocrite who epitomizes and symbolizes everything misleading. Sycophant; two-faced Individual
Verb
To deceive; to mislead; To destroy (for selfish reasons);
A staunch hypocrite who epitomizes and symbolizes everything misleading. Sycophant; two-faced Individual
Verb
To deceive; to mislead; To destroy (for selfish reasons);
Ignore him, he’s just a daddy-freeze.
If you do not give me what I want, I will daddy-freeze your congregation and you’ll lose out altogether.
If you do not give me what I want, I will daddy-freeze your congregation and you’ll lose out altogether.
by Nigerian Robin Hood June 25, 2020
Get the Daddy-Freeze mug.When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.
Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up
by The Hendonation July 6, 2020
Get the Traumatic Freeze Up mug.A blowjob receive by someone immediately after they spit out mint gum. This give you a cold sensation as your gone down on.
by Single.mom.nearby October 6, 2020
Get the Freeze Brain mug.Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
Get the Freeze cleaning mug.A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!
Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?
Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?
Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)
Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?
Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)
Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.
Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)
Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?
Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)
Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?
Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)
Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.
Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)
Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011
Get the Hanley Freeze mug.Just a silly way of saying or writing "Free speech." Try it. Phonetically it sounds the same. That's right isn't it? "Phonetically?" I'm using it right there aren't I? Hmmm... Probably... If not, I'm almost using it right... Right adjacent at least... Possibly completely wrong... No, it's fine. I'll just change the rule. From now on, the word "phonetically" is used like that ☝️ You see it? THAT ☝️ is both allowed and correct. AND SO IT SHALL BE!!!
Stein Ericwine "They're gaming freeze peach! I mean, obviously I'M doing it right and should be allowed to freeze as many peaches as I want but THEM!? THEY'RE CHEATING!"
Hym "You're literally just invoking 'hate speech' there. Like... Gaming freeze peach and 'Hate Speech' are the same thing."
Hym "You're literally just invoking 'hate speech' there. Like... Gaming freeze peach and 'Hate Speech' are the same thing."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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