flossing

licking out a woman who is on her rags and has a tampon stuck in her sandwich.

Derek: Sorry about my breath Kelly, i left my toothbrush at home

Kelly: thats okay, just remember to floss while you're down there.

or

Kelly: Thanks for the tonguejob Derek

Derek: No, thank you! I've had that piece of corn stuck in my teeth for days!

Eg: She gave me a good flossing

by emily harvey March 30, 2011

Flossing

A sexual act in which the male wears a strap on backwards thrusting back and forth (like flossing) to be able to have sex with two women at once.

As soon we started flossing, the orgasms began!

by BOOMERMILK March 9, 2016

floating zombie

A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.

She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!

by Richie McFarland March 11, 2004

flossing

when somebody gives a weggie to a girl (or a guy, in that case) wearing a thong or g-string.

i was flossing amanda soo bad yesterday!

by blickensderfer November 7, 2007

flip flaping the jacking sack

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

by wakety sacety May 8, 2009

Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.

Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.

by A.Aron March 15, 2021

Floating Newspaper

A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.

Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.

Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?

Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!

by Marziba January 4, 2010