flitesam

The crud that floats on top of any valid discussion on a technical discussion forum.

Once I finally trudged through all the flitesam, I found some really useful information on that forum.

by UoM May 17, 2005

fitznar

A nomadic chick who has a latino fetish.

Look at that fitznar, shes only with that dude cuz of his accent.

by Abase December 7, 2006

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

Fitzcation

When a person goes on a vation and has no idea when he or she will return.

"Has anyone seen Tom lately?"

"No. He's on another fitzcation."

by MottsBalls January 12, 2010

Fitz Effect

When subjected to a living situation where a male is surrounded by many unattractive females, thereby lowering his standards over time. Usually occurs in a college dorm where one is forced to live with the same unattractive girls for the entire year.

Dude 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'.
Dude 2: ...are you serious? That honors floor you're living on has gotta be giving you the Fitz Effect.

by WeezyF69 October 19, 2010

flipzenburged

To be under the influence of alcoholdrunk, wasted, smashed , zooted ,

The boys and I went out and got flipzenburged last night.

by lady gardiner February 20, 2011

Fitzy

Often saying the wordd ouuuuu orr blah or dahh, Fitzy can be found wearing redshorts and a black tee with gay black white and red airmaxes on... If someone is fitzy they love to pack lips and try to rash

Fitzy u love black tees pink shorts and packing lips

by n1ceurbandictionary June 15, 2011