flexi-theist

People who swing between religious beliefs and/or atheism.

A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?

B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!

by Shannning January 11, 2010

flexed out

When you have sex with a girl and she is left wore out spread eaglet

That girl was fine, i left her ass bucky naked and flexed out

by ulubme April 12, 2014

flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen

by jbott3000 January 6, 2017

flex crew

A group of fuck boys who flex any time they see a hot girl.

Fuckboy1: you see that muscle

Fuckboy2: yeah you see that?! FLEX CREW!

You see those guys over there that's a flex crew

by Yungbonbon August 13, 2017

Flexercise

(Verb) The action of *flexing one's *ice while performing physical exertion

*flexing=to show off something

*ice=expensive apparel/accessories

Jenna: OMG look at Joe's new shirt
May: It's hard not to, he won't do anything but flexercise.

by iwritethings12 February 13, 2018

flEXing

when you flex on your ex

My ex dumped me, but I'm now rich, so I spend all day flEXing

by Jose el Culero y el padre May 6, 2018

flex lock

To have Been busted with flexing fake clothes before, so whatever you Are flexing now is irrelevant.

«Did you see Nate’s fire New shoes?»
«Nah idc, he is flex locked»

by Magnuzilla February 22, 2018