Flakyness

excessive flaking of the skin or excessively lazy

Shampoo daily to prevent flakyness.
She lost her job due to her flakyness.

by D. Nasty D. March 15, 2009

fladylike

a coffee toting, bitch who thinks she deserves to be treated like a lady, which she is most definetly not.

Sally took a big gulp of her latte, belched loudly, whipped her mouth on her sleeve. A person at the next table rolled her eyes and said "So fladylike."

by KillerJoe January 13, 2009

Flarbemflar

a mouses left testicle

" Pete.. Pete.. guess what I ate the other day?"
Pete: " what? "
" A Flarbemflar!"
Pete: " whats that?
" A mouses left testicle. "

by bryant'r'us April 23, 2009

Flargain

Someone who spends 90% of their time on sex lines and/or sexting with total strangers.

Omg that guy is such a flargain!

by Who let da dogs out? May 6, 2010

flare headed gutwrench

another name for a huge penis

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I went to work with my flare headed gutwrench

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

flargilty blarg

terrible , awful , dumb-stupid things .

also to do the sex

carl could not stand his mutton chops anymore ,stating that they were a bunch of flargilty blarg just before shaving them off

Karen wanted to flargilty blarg so we did and it was just ok .

by nairb nerraw August 29, 2011

flargannargan

the crap that you find in your milkshake/soda float from your local mr. softee truck

John: What is all this flargannargan in my ice cream?
Jake: I don't know man, thats disgusting!

by wasawillis October 3, 2011